BACON HUMPER

Verse 1:
There's a sale at the sandwich shop
Stacks and slabs of bacon slop
She tastes like porky-work and slicks of grease
I'll mash her in my mac n' cheese
She like's em crunchy - she likes 'em dark
Just like my vampiristic gothic emo heart
Come on down! She'll show you how
Pile drivin's a walk in the park

Chorus:
BACON HUMPER! BACON HUMPER!
FIRST YOU FEED HER THEN YOU PUMP HER!

Verse 2:
Two bucks a slab - three bucks a pop
I must've fallen off my grandma's tree top
Sandwich one to choose?
Sandwich one two choose - foreskin and seven years ago

Chorus:
[foreskin and seven years ago...]
BACON HUMPER! BACON HUMPER!
[what in tarnation?]
FIRST YOU FEED HER THEN YOU PUMP HER!
[now, where was i?]
BACON HUMPER! BACON HUMPER!
[ah forget it, I did!]
SHE'S A WHORE!

Bridge:
Thick! Greasy! Shove it in!
Bacon humping makes me grin!
In my eggs! In my sandwich!
In your ass! Like a manwich!
Pork rind! Pork grind! Ham slam!
Pack your bags and move out spam!
I dropped my cheese on the meat man's floor!
Got your fill? Cause' I want more!

SOPHIA TRIVINO: Bacon Humper!

Verse 3:
SOPHIA TRIVINO: I hump my bacon on the rack!
I'll even hit it from the back!
You can watch from the grocer's aisle!
So you can fruit off for a while!
Bacon humper!
Bacon humper!
Humper!
Bacon humper!
Bacon humper!
Humper!
Bacon humper!
Bacon humper!
Humper!
Bacon humper!
Bacon humper!

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